she looked like the before picture.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
