All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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