The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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