at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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