I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Still dying that you shit outside
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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