i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He better not be in your backpack
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
