This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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