she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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