The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we made out on top of his cat.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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