We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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