I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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