pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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