just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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