Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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