Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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