i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Couch. On fire.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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