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(980): View more from North Carolina

How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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(281): View more from Texas

i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds

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(337): View more from Louisiana

i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

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(217): View more from Illinois

it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.

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(503): View more from Oregon

So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

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