I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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