I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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