He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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