Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
The power of my boobs compel you
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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