Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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