If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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