My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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