last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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