these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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