Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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