I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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