I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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