i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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