He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
