well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm always down for nudity.
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