I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize