You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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