Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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