So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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