My room smells like vodka and shame
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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