I'm gonna have a badass scar
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize