Welp...herpes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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