Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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