Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
