Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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