she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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what are you doing with your life
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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