I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm always down for nudity.
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