I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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