what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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