none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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