I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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