some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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