i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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