Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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