It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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