If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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