I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
