I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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