What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
